When the Patient Woke Up His Skeleton Was Missing and the Doctor Was Never Heard From Again

Synopsis

Meet the Medic
Released	June 23, 2011
Run fourth dimension	4:09

Script

Sentry: "Movement CYCLOPS MOVE, Come on come on come on!"

[Demoman wheels his wheelchair and Scout runs, as Scout trips and falls to the ground.]

Lookout man: "WOAH, WHAT THE FU-" [gets hit by iv missiles, landing him on the medic'due south glass wall. One of Medic's doves looks at Scout.] "Medic.."

["Meet the Medic" text appears]

Heavy: "[Laughing loudly]"

Medic:"When the patient Woke up, his skeleton is missing, and the Doctor was never heard from once more!"

[Medic laughs lonely. One-half a second later, Heavy laughs with him as he slaps his manus on a tray knocking away the tools on it.]

Medic: "Anyway, that's how I lost my medical license [he chuckles, and a dove bursts out of heavy's chest.] Archimedes, no! It's filthy in in that location!" [He wipes his mitt on his vest and looks at Heavy for a second, who looks a tad offended,] "Ugh, birds." [He chuckles and grabs the eye implant.]

Medic: "At present, no heart can withstand this voltage, merely I'm very certain your heart-"

[Heavy's heart explodes, and remains knock one of Medic'southward doves off their perch.]

Heavy: "What was noise?"

Medic: "The sound of progress my friend."

[Medic goes to his fridge.]

Medic: "Ja, Perfect!"

[Medic takes a "mega baboon heart" revealing a BLU Spy'due south head existence continued to a electrical battery.]

Blueish Spy: "Kill Me."

Medic, quietly: "Later."

[Closes fridge.]

Medic: "Where was I?, There we go..." [Sticks heart onto a voltage meter. Places it to where the Medigun is pointing and the heart beats faster.]

[The violin/string instrument in groundwork gets faster in sync with the centre.]

Medic: "[Begins laughing evilly."]

Heavy: "Ha... ha... ha..." [Looks worried.]

Medic: "[Continues laughing evilly.]"

[A flash of light explodes revealing the screen.]

[The big heart is Übercharged, as information technology glows ruby-red with reddish-orangish glows that look similar silhouette cracks flowing.]

Medic: "Oh, that looks good. At that place!"

[Drops heart into Heavy'south chest cavity.]

Heavy: "Should I exist awake for this?"

Medic: "Heh, well, no. But, as long equally you lot are could you open your ribcage for me? I can't seem to-"

[Every bit Medic and Heavy hold open up Heavy's ribcage, they hear a loud crack and Heavy screams and reveals a rib in his hand.]

Heavy: "[Yells.]"

Medic: "Aw, don't be such a baby, ribs grow dorsum."

[Medic takes the rib and throws information technology away. Turns around and talks to Archimedes.]

Medic, whispering: "No they don't."

[Medic takes the mounted Medigun and brings it closer to Heavy. His organs and such all regenerate including his shirt and vest. Heavy smiles. There is a faint crimson glow in Heavy'south chest, but it fades quickly.]

Heavy: [Takes a deep breath.] "What happens now?"

Medic: "At present?" [Chuckles while lifting Heavy up by the easily.] "Let's go practice medicine."

[As Medic dresses up and equips his tools, a drum plays in the background. He comes out of a door with shining light behind him and his doves flying out.]

[As Medic comes out, Heavy runs forward and Demoman rushes towards Medic in a wheelchair and wrapped in bandages. Other members of RED are either hiding or injure badly. Scout is on the ground, trying to stand, while Engineer and Sniper are hiding behind a stone. A wave of BLU Soldiers rushes toward them in the background.]

Demoman: "MEDIC!"

[Demoman gets hit with a rocket sending him flying and landing virtually Medic. Medic pushes his spectacles up and flips a switch on the Medigun, then aims it at Demoman healing him. Demoman gets upwardly whilst removing his bandage and bandages. He then quickly nods at Medic and heads dorsum towards battle. Medic spots Scout on the ground and goes to heal him besides. Scout gets off the ground, healing his (most likely broken) nose, his black center, and he regrows his molar.]

Sentry: "Oh, yeah!"

[Scout springs back up grabbing his baseball bat and runs. He hits a soldier with it around a corner.]

Picket: "Woohoohoo! Oh, yeah!"

[Heavy is hiding behind a stone with and an army of Soldier'due south wearing different cosmetics advancing towards him.]

Heavy, yelling: "Doctor! Are yous sure this will work?"

Medic, yelling back: "Heheh, I accept no idea!"

[Medic flips a few switches on his Medigun revealing a voltmeter that goes to Übercharge. He aims it at Heavy while he gets out of cover.]

Heavy: "[Yell's loudly.]"

[Heavy turns red with a glassy/shiny texture while the camera shows his heart pumping fast and is redder than usual.]

[Heavy walks towards the army shooting his minigun. A couple of rockets hitting him and covers the screen in smoke.]

[Out of the smoke appears two glowing yellow eyes and fully reveals Heavy in his Übercharged state while walking forward.]

Heavy, loudly: "[Laughs,] I am bullet-proof!"

[Heavy and Medic walk frontward while it shows Sniper and Engineer hiding backside a rock showing surprise to Heavy'south invincibility. Medic and Heavy both advance while Heavy mows downwards the enemies while absorbing their rockets.]

[Information technology then shows the feet of the soldiers when they run towards Heavy and Medic with many falling.]

[Heavy and Medic climb a mound of corpses, Heavy specifically stepping on a Soldier wearing the corrective 'Armored Authority.]

[The music crescendos as they climb up and it keeps its pitch when they reach the top. At the peak Medic is posing in front of a glowing light while Heavy is slightly below him and to the correct of the screen mowing down more enemies. Medic removes his beam from Heavy, but he is still Übercharged.]

[Team Fortress 2 ending flourish music plays.]

[Cut to almost of the team sitting exterior of Medic's Lab, waiting for the Übercharge implant. Engineer is playing his guitar quietly, Spy is checking the time, Soldier is standing at attention, Pyro is reading something while flicking their lighter, Demoman is drinking and Sniper is sleeping.]

[Medic is muttering something outside the room.]

Scout, all the same in the Lab: "Hey, thanks Medico."

[The ticket counter exterior the Lab goes from One to Two equally Scout pushes open the door, his breast glowing blood-red with the new Übercharge implant. Medic is seen in the room cleaning the chair.]

Picket: Ohohoh, man! You would non believe-" [He pauses briefly,] "-how much this hurts."

[Something within Spotter's chest coos like a pigeon. Scout looks down at his chest in confusion.]

Medic: Archimedes?

Video

Trivia

• Lots of things in this video are not game-accurate, such as how many Soldiers they are fighting (It is more than than 12), Medic is non Übered when Heavy is, and when Medic removes the Medibeam from Heavy, Heavy stays Übered.
• Medic's refrigerator, as seen in this short, contains a severed BLU Spy head, an ashtray for the Spy's head, a Mega Baboon Eye (of which he puts into Heavy), the eye of the Loch Ness Hamster, iii beer bottles, a Sandvich, and a smaller unlabeled heart.
• When Medic exits the base of operations, his doves fly around him resembling the taunt "Meet the Medic". Information technology is assumed the taunt is supposed to represent this video.

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